The Oregon Trail Review - Jump Dash Roll (2024)

Dyin’ of dysentery like it’s 2005

If there was ever a game that most Americans could get nostalgic for, The Oregon Trail would be it. Originally developed in the 1970s as an education tool, the title was a staple of elementary school history classes for the better part of 30-odd years. For the bulk of bald eagle lovers born in the late 1900s, it was an enjoyable break from the banality of prepubescent learning that still managed to teach them (and me, for that matter) about the horrors and humours of 1800’s America. However, now that most of those people have long since gone through puberty and are contending with their own horrific events, it’s strange to see it get remade by way of an iPhone game ported to mainstream platforms, and it’s even weirder to see how generally mediocre it is.

Mediocre is the key word in that last sentence, because this iteration of one of the classic survival games isn’t especially good or bad, but instead just kind of exists. Much like its namesake, the gist of The Oregon Trail involves getting a party of late 1800’s frontierspeople from the midwestern United States to, you guessed it, Oregon. To do that, you need to plan out a route along a handful of linear maps, ensure your group’s health/stamina/hygiene doesn’t drop too low, and occasionally engage in minigames to acquire food while solving rudimentary puzzles. You also need to barter with the locals to acquire supplies, complete a handful of straightforward quests, and in a more general sense, do everything that usually needs to be done in a survival game.

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The catch, however, is that there is no real catch. The Oregon Trail is about as simple of a survival game as can be, with the bulk of your tasks being easy to complete but passively difficult to master. It’s possible to screw some of them up, and if you do you’ll face serious consequences, but the majority of the title involves little more than clicking on a location, waiting a few minutes for your party to travel there and then acquiring some sort of resource before you repeat the process ad nauseum. And while this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, it does mean the title isn’t especially engaging.

While on mobile platforms this is all well and good, on mainstream platforms The Oregon Trail struggles to keep you glued to your screen. There is always something to do, whether that’s collecting various animals to unlock journal entries or reorganising your caravan, very few of the title’s objectives are truly interesting or unique. The original title got away with this because it was little more than an interactive educational tool, but given that The Oregon Trail 2022 is a $30/£25 game on PC and Nintendo platforms, it’s hard for it to skimp by without any real sustenance in the modern age.

To put that another way, even though the story of your party’s quest to reach Oregon is somewhat interesting, especially because there’s plenty of historical accuracy on display, The Oregon Trail simply lacks the modern elements of its contemporaries. It doesn’t have the nail-biting moments of This War of Mine, the absurd story of Not Tonight 2 or the depressing overtones of Metro Exodus. This means that, while on a moment-to-moment basis, the title is fun enough, there isn’t a whole lot to keep you engaged once you get bored of wandering the American West with a weakened group of once-warriors.

Admittedly, if you do enjoy The Oregon Trail’s simplistic gameplay, there is a lot of it here. You can play through a plethora of additional stories in addition to the main plotline, including ones that impose additional challenges or offer you new characters to play around with. These things don’t change the core of the game, but they’re nice additions that help justify its exorbitant price tag if you’re looking for what equates to an almost code-for-code rehash of the original Oregon Trail.

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However, ultimately, the problem with The Oregon Trail 2022 is that regardless of how much content it has, the title is just as similarly banal as its namesake. While its forebear was a staple of primary school computer labs for years, this version of the game offers very little while demanding a lot from your wallet. It has decent enough gameplay, solid visuals, plenty of stuff to do and is historically accurate (as well as addressing some of the more problematic elements of Native American culture), but these things don’t change the fact that its framework was designed when the internet was an unknown technology. Anyone who’s looking for a fun but forgettable title could certainly choose worse ways to spend their money, but those who want a modern survival game would be better served by buying something from Steam’s Early Access section.

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The Oregon Trail Review - Jump Dash Roll (2024)

FAQs

What is the best start for Oregon Trail? ›

Ideally, players want to start in spring, the earlier the better. The best month for starting is usually April and between 1843 and 1848. This way, because of the spring start, players won't get cold, and because of the year, they can miss a disease that will most likely wipe out everyone after 1848.

What is the best month to leave for The Oregon Trail? ›

First of all, timing was important to the emigrants' success in reaching Oregon. The most favorable time to depart from Missouri was in April or May. This would put them on schedule to make the high mountain passes when winter snows would not be a threat. Mistakes were often made before the journey even began.

Is Oregon Trail a hard game? ›

The catch, however, is that there is no real catch. The Oregon Trail is about as simple of a survival game as can be, with the bulk of your tasks being easy to complete but passively difficult to master.

How long does it take to complete the Oregon Trail? ›

Perhaps some 300,000 to 400,000 people used it during its heyday from the mid-1840s to the late 1860s, and possibly a half million traversed it overall, covering an average of 15 to 20 miles (24 to 32 km) per day; most completed their journeys in four to five months.

Why is the Oregon Trail so popular? ›

The Oregon Trail has attracted such interest because it is the central feature of one of the largest mass migrations of people in American history. Between 1840 and 1860, from 300,000 to 400,000 travelers used the 2,000-mile overland route to reach Willamette Valley, Puget Sound, Utah, and California destinations.

What is the best job in Oregon Trail? ›

Choosing your profession as the Oregon Trail traveler played a role in success. A banker, a teacher, a farmer, a carpenter — each choice could influence breaks within the game. A farmer rarely ever lost his oxen to injury or death, and this was a big plus.

Is the Oregon Trail game easy? ›

The game is simple and was created to teach school children about the life of a 19th century pioneer on the Oregon Trail. You get to play the role of a wagon leader and guide your group of chosen settlers from Independence, Missouri, to the Willamette Valley in Oregon while traveling along the Oregon Trail in 1848.

How many miles is the Oregon Trail game? ›

In this gem of a game, you control a covered wagon starting from Independence, Missouri, and proceed along a 2,000-mile trail to Oregon.

What does caulk the wagon mean? ›

Some emigrants simply caulked their wagon boxes, making them watertight, and floated them across. Where the crossings were shallow, wagon boxes could be raised by putting blocks on the axles.

Does Oregon Trail have an ending? ›

Oregon City, Oregon

The official end of the Oregon Trail! After making the long and exhausting journey west, pioneers would file their land claim at the Government Land Office in Oregon City.

Is 1883 an accurate depiction of the Oregon Trail? ›

1883's historical innacuracies, in hindsight, were never that bad, unoffensive, and didn't interfere with the story being told. Despite the controversy about the 1883 cast's teeth, the show remains a fairly realistic depiction of the socio-political realities and harsh material conditions faced by American pioneers.

How historically accurate is The Oregon Trail? ›

As he learned while reading the diaries of people who traveled along the trail, this portrayal was highly inaccurate – and seemingly created with a white audience in mind. Kreutzer agrees. "Most encounters between settlers and Native Americans were peaceful and didn't erupt into violence.

Why was The Oregon Trail so difficult? ›

In addition to the plodding pace and agonizing labor of traveling 2200 miles a step at a time, the trip could kill. In summer, water sources dried up, oxen perished and families endured thirst. Others experienced starvation when they brought insufficient food supplies and found it impossible to live off the land.

Can you make money in The Oregon Trail game? ›

You can hit trade button when available on trails or Fort and trade various things, to include medicine, but only with what is highlighted. If greyed out you need more of those items unless you can haggle a lower price. As far as making some extra money it seems it is pelt and fish only.

Is Oregon Trail a fun game? ›

While The Oregon Trail may not be for everyone and it doesn't add too much to make it the best game it could be, it's a great title to play when you're looking for adventure, or peril to overcome.

What was so attractive about the Oregon Trail? ›

Free land in Oregon and the possibility of finding gold in California lured them westward.

What were the cons of the Oregon Trail? ›

Diseases and serious illnesses caused the deaths of nine out of ten pioneers. Such diseases as cholera, small pox, flu, measles, mumps, tuberculosis could spread quickly through an entire wagon camp. Cholera was the main scourge of the trail.

How much does it cost to hike the Oregon Trail? ›

A typical hiker spends between $8,000-12,000+ on a thru-hike.

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